you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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