Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Your cock deserves a montage
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize