Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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