1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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