Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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