i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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