we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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