can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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