party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
