Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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