you turned your livingroom into a bong?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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