U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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