Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
