I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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