i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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