Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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