what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
organizing the empties. That sober.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Maybe he injected his testicle?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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