Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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