: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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