if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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