Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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