porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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