Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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