His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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