PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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