Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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