I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
ttyl tear gas
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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