Heybabeimwearingurpanties
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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