So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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