that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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