Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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