Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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