Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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