Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Terrible idea I love it
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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