No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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