break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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