Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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