I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Of course I have a pirate flag
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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