Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
my poor anus
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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