do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
