He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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