My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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