Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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