he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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