With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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