that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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