DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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