He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Lo siento on account of my penis...
My vagina is very pro this idea
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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