Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We were destined to go to rehab together
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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