dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
