The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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