This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
She's JV to your varsity
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
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you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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