You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Woke up backwards on a recliner
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
