Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.