He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.