Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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