awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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