Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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