I am in a vortex of obligation.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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