i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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