you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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