I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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