It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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