a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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