if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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